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    Kentucky Derby 2019 – Every Stupid Tweet and a Few Really Good Ones

    It’s not often that a horse is disqualified from the Kentucky Derby, but Saturday evening the unthinkable happened. Country House was declared the winner of Saturday’s Kentucky Derby at Churchill Downs after the second disqualification in the race’s 145-year history. Maximum Security crossed the finish line first in 2:03.93 but was moved to 17th place after a lengthy […] More

  • Meet America’s Disappointed Parents, Chuck and Nancy

    President Trump’s Tuesday night presidential address set out to create bipartisan action to improve America’s border security. However, it seems that the only clear winner from Tuesday’s prime time television was the Twitter Meme Machine. After Trump’s nine and a half minute address, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer and House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, were given […] More